1st Dr.- Now then, which switch was it? No, no, no. Ah yes, that is it!
An Unearthly Child, 48kb

4th Dr. - "A new body is like a new house: it takes a little bit of time to settle in. (He gasps as he looks in a mirror). As for the physiognomy... Well, nothing's perfect!"
(Robot)

1st Dr.- Have you ever thought what it's like to be wanderers in the fourth dimension .. . to be exiles?
An Unearthly Child, 50kb

4th Dr. - "I claim the presidency of the Council of Time Lords!"
(Invasion of Time)

1st Dr.- Oh, go away.
An Unearthly Child, 48kb

4th Dr. - "There you are, so sorry."
(Stones of Blood)

1st Dr.- It's still a police box. Why hasn't it changed? Dear dear, how very disturbing.
An Unearthly Child, 68kb

4th Dr. - "Before you do anything rash, like pressing another button, may I make an alternative suggestion?"
(Revenge of the Cybermen)


Ian- Let me get this straight. A thing that looks like a police box standing in a junkyard . . . it can move anywhere in time and space?
An Unearthly Child, 83kb

4th Dr.- Some of my best friends are humans. 
(The Invisible Enemy, 15Kb)

Ian- A thing that looks like a police box . . . it can go anywhere in time and space?
Susan- Yes!

An Unearthly Child, 8kb
4th Dr.- Should we try using our intelligence? 
Leela- Well, if you think that's a good idea.
 
(The Invisible Enemy, 33Kb)

1st Dr.- Dear, dear, dear, dear. It's no help to us at all!
An Unearthly Child, 28kb
4th Dr.- That's the trouble with computers. No IMAGINATION!!! 
(The Invisible Enemy, 33Kb)

1st Dr.- Hmm? Oh, you wouldn't understand, of course.
Ian- BUT I WANT TO UNDERSTAND!!!
1st Dr.- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes . . .

An Unearthly Child, 58kb

4th Dr.- Ha, ha, ha, hah! Yes! YES!!! 
(The Invisible Enemy, 65Kb)

1st Dr.- We are wanderers in the fourth dimensions of space and time.
An Unearthly Child, 30kb

4th Dr.- I'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE ! ! ! You megalomaniacs are all the same. 
(The Invisible Enemy, 40Kb)

1st Dr.- Susan and I are cut off from our planet. But one day . . . we shall get back . . . yes, one day . . . one day!
An Unearthly Child, 96kb

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